my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit